Continue the story.....

Meanwhile, I was doing my hike but after drinking my water bottle, I was looking for a tree

But not just any tree...

It was a majestic tree, short but wide, with a strong core and long, arching branches, gently moved by a slight summer breeze. I could swear the tree was whispering something, so I slowly approached, screened from the noon Sun by a canopy of friendly leaves. "Caaaaarpeee diieeeem" were the words ...

Of course not having a carp I was not quite sure what he meant suspecting something fishy but summoning my inner druid I leaned closer and...

A meteor hit my proctologist and he was about to die when he called me and said...

@Gautham_A said in #15:

>A meteor hit my proctologist and he was about to die when he called me and said...

WHERE IS THE DIAMOND?!?!

and then the diamond was found and the proctologist said...

@ChessKing1015056 said in #17:

>and then the diamond was found and the proctologist said...

Bruh how am I not dead? The proctologist thought that was really sus.........

@schwasd said in #18:

>Bruh how am I not dead? The proctologist thought that was really sus.........

because I was dead but not dead and dead at the same time.........

so i went to StarClan and lived happily ever after.
THE END