Someone should take me on 8 mile style

You say you're @Under-the-radar , but I've got you on my scope,
If you have a trope, I'll put it on the rope,
Put you in rhyme prison, so don't drop the soap,
Your situations helpless, you should call the pope,
Get your spiritual life in order, it'll help you cope,
I'm a differential genius, I'll calculate the slope,
I suggest you retreat now, you ain't got a hope,
Cause my lines are too potent, and you're running out of dope,
Go ahead ask your mom for a loan again, she's going to say nope,

Splish splash fling that flang I'm always right back at you like my boomerang

@Under-the-radar
Thanks for not waisting everyone's time.
I found the cure for insomnia, while reading your rhyme.
Forget about hip-hop. With my chainsaw, I go full metal on you.
Hey, You can share the casket with clousems and Zurel when I am through.

It's gonna be a small coffin, because I am chopping you up.
You'll be stuck like tin canned sardines, when I jam @BlingGamer on top.

You know what... I'm not through.
Next I'll go @salmon_rushdie fishing for you.
Just for the fun of it, I'll shoot @Mrchess78 too.

Mounting him on the wall, like a trophy stag.
Plus I am saving the environment, by recycling.
When I stuff you all into one bodybag.
Buried secretly in the woods, under the rader, with no tome tag.

Now I'm too lazy for hard labor, and since digging a grave is a bore.
I'll finish with my sabre, and force on @CSKA_Moscou football club that physical chore.

@twighead great *yawn*
So everyone fled, and now I am stuck with you instead...
Well... I suppose twigs makes a great bonfire.
I suppose I could burn you on the funeral pyre.
You should quit while you're a head.
It's getting late, should not you children all be in bed?

@NaturalBornTraveller

I see your yawning, is it dawning that you're out of your league?
Are you looking for an escape m8? Suffering from fatigue?
I see you took the bait, I know you were here for intrigue,
But it's clear now you're over your head, only barely able to keep up and breathe.
A Natural Born Traveller so why don't you take a hike?
Before you find yourself sleeping in the depths of a rhymthic dike

@twighead #25:
Yeah ... I noticed I am battling the sub par tier.
I also noticed @salmon_rushdie quickly deleted his post #24, before running out of here.
But alas you pinged me, there's apparently is no escape, from the thread of the ape.
Just go away, you primal creature. Or I will Lichess report and block your feature.
But your right, I am over my head, I so far up the mountain, I can't see passed the clouds down to your homestead.
But who knows, maybe I will take a hike?
Stomping my walking boots all over you out of spite.
Maybe I will go traveling so more.
Just to find you a nice gravesite, out on the moor.

@Zurel said in #1:
> Seriously, I will destroy anyone in a rap battle
bro is seriously going to a rap battle in a forum

Imma be honest everybody is copying and pastying

@Regera07 said in #28:
> Imma be honest everybody is copying and pastying
I find this insulting. At least you could made your insult rhyme.
But then i thought. You think my writing is so good, that someone else, must have wrote it previously, a first time.

> You know what... I'm not through.
> Next I'll go @salmon_rushdie fishing for you.
> Just for the fun of it, I'll shoot @Mrchess78 too.
>
> Mounting him on the wall, like a trophy stag.
> Plus I am saving the environment, by recycling.
> When I stuff you all into one bodybag.

Even if I was on the wall, ide still be head and shoulders above most of y'all !
And like the product, I wash away detritus,
Do you think you bother me, Bro, not in the slightest ! ... LolJK