@NaturalBornTraveller said in #29:
> I find this insulting. At least you could made your insult rhyme.
no hard feelings here
> I find this insulting. At least you could made your insult rhyme.
no hard feelings here
@NaturalBornTraveller you meant to write wasting
But instead you wrote waisting
That's a Freudian slip
Straight outta your lip
You want people to admire your waist
But deep down you know it's nought but a waste.
But instead you wrote waisting
That's a Freudian slip
Straight outta your lip
You want people to admire your waist
But deep down you know it's nought but a waste.
YO it's lichess what's up homies,
Got your bong clouders, got your D4 purists, and ruy lopez noobs
A bunch of blessed nerds!
One big alley OOP for lichess! WHOIOP WHOOOOP
Let's hear it for our next contestant:
Biiiiiiiiishooooooooooooooooooop B4!!!!
Any words before you begin Bishop?
"***** you ****** haters ****** your *** ******* * ****** *********"
Alright - pretty tough stuff from the B-shoop, let's hear what he has in store for us
"Before you think to hit the gas,
I implore you to check out this impeccable ass,
Wearing leather chaps, 3 sizes too short,
Girls see my booty and it makes them want to snort,
Moving my pawn up the A file for you,
Yeah you know, that's just how we do,
Checkmate in 7, you're going to heaven,
Got a rook in your grill swooo,
Got you in a predicament, if you're playing chess you've got a sickness
some fools are shiftless, like me
Material advantage 4.0
Moves till checkmate, lower than that though
GIVE ME THE GAMBIT I'M OKAY
Quit telling me I suck I only sacked 5 pawns today
quit being such a puritan I'm like a mega shuriken
Waking up and it's all a blur again...
If you're alive....... (checkmate!!)
IF you're aliiiiive.... (checkmate!)
Got your bong clouders, got your D4 purists, and ruy lopez noobs
A bunch of blessed nerds!
One big alley OOP for lichess! WHOIOP WHOOOOP
Let's hear it for our next contestant:
Biiiiiiiiishooooooooooooooooooop B4!!!!
Any words before you begin Bishop?
"***** you ****** haters ****** your *** ******* * ****** *********"
Alright - pretty tough stuff from the B-shoop, let's hear what he has in store for us
"Before you think to hit the gas,
I implore you to check out this impeccable ass,
Wearing leather chaps, 3 sizes too short,
Girls see my booty and it makes them want to snort,
Moving my pawn up the A file for you,
Yeah you know, that's just how we do,
Checkmate in 7, you're going to heaven,
Got a rook in your grill swooo,
Got you in a predicament, if you're playing chess you've got a sickness
some fools are shiftless, like me
Material advantage 4.0
Moves till checkmate, lower than that though
GIVE ME THE GAMBIT I'M OKAY
Quit telling me I suck I only sacked 5 pawns today
quit being such a puritan I'm like a mega shuriken
Waking up and it's all a blur again...
If you're alive....... (checkmate!!)
IF you're aliiiiive.... (checkmate!)
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