Scientists have discovered mounting evidence that a virus that kills the sense of humor escaped from a lab in a college humanities department a few years ago. Originally thought to be a deranged conspiracy theory, the idea that LSM escaped from a liberal arts program is now accepted as mainstream consensus.
"While many believed the deadly LSM virus arose naturally out of centuries of systemic oppression, it now appears to have been manmade," said Dr. Xander Willow of Hillsdale College. "It looks like some good-for-nothing liberal arts majors were messing around with some old law textbooks and experimenting with applying critical race theory and other progressive fantasies to all of life. As we can see, their gain-of-PC research had terrible results."
One reporter who chuckled at this revelation was immediately fired, but is remaking his life by devoting it to online chess streaming.
"While many believed the deadly LSM virus arose naturally out of centuries of systemic oppression, it now appears to have been manmade," said Dr. Xander Willow of Hillsdale College. "It looks like some good-for-nothing liberal arts majors were messing around with some old law textbooks and experimenting with applying critical race theory and other progressive fantasies to all of life. As we can see, their gain-of-PC research had terrible results."
One reporter who chuckled at this revelation was immediately fired, but is remaking his life by devoting it to online chess streaming.