How was my game

Here it is :lichess.org/yHgSOH5wgxgL

Lol. What to call this one? Glasspipe opening? The Fifth? Poppyseed opening?

Also, missed mate in one at 42. Qg4 XD

This might be the worst game of chess ever played, but I respect you for it.

A Big trash. You need to learn the chess basics!