How to get a girlfriend (For possums)

Ok, so I know a lot of people have asked how to get a girlfriend, how to become friends with girls, and all of this.

Well, I don't really know, about humans, you know; I don't know. -- But, I saw this nice video about some possums hanging out in a tree.

So I thought it might help. Not that humans are possums, you know, but some of it might be transferrable. Basically just don't fall...

And -- by the way, did you ever know possums climb trees?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjF41jwf-jQ

chat with them

@mixK9 said in #1:
> Ok, so I know a lot of people have asked how to get a girlfriend, how to become friends with girls, and all of this.
>
> Well, I don't really know, about humans, you know; I don't know. -- But, I saw this nice video about some possums hanging out in a tree.
>
> So I thought it might help. Not that humans are possums, you know, but some of it might be transferrable. Basically just don't fall...
>
> And -- by the way, did you ever know possums climb trees?

They live and grow families in trees...you seriously did not know that?? Big clue...the long claws and the prehensile tail.

But i am a girl

I've been wooing and courting like this for decades, it's amazing what some woman go for right!.

Mating is basic animal instinct.
I've got nothing else to say to you.

@Passionate_Player said in #6:
> Mating is basic animal instinct.
No! Mating is every chess player's desire, which is only a few times fulfilled.

@MercySoul said in #7:
> No! Mating is every chess player's desire, which is only a few times fulfilled.
You know what I mean.

bruh, really? I'm literally right here you know. I'm a girl. and WTF why'd you post this... so weird man...

Forget why you posted- Where'd'you get these!