Dad joke

My wife said that quilts are better than duvets. I told her to be careful making blanket statements like that.

Que le dice una taza a otra taza?
Que estaz haciendo (fonetic joke)

Why did the egg have a day off? Because it was Fryday.

What do you call a fishing hook from WW2?
A hitlure

A doctor doesnt know how to joke but he thought of giving it a shot