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World’s ugliest creature

No joke, a couple of weeks ago, someone in the street looked at me, screamed, and ran in the opposite direction.
I keep telling myself that its because she thought I was a time-travelling Errol Flynn.
I used to go out with a girl who was so ugly she would turn around three times before she sat down.

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