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Any snack mash-up ideas?

Have a nice chip butty, just some fried chips between a couple of slices of buttered white bread and then you can do what you want, a bit of salt and malt vinegar is great but just some ketchup is good, too. You could use mayonnaise instead of butter, there is plenty of room for freestyling it. A cup of tea to go along with it is almost compulsory, though ;)
My wife does this... I could not believe it...

She puts tuna on doritos - like, open up a can of tuna, and sprinkle it over doritos.

Just wild stuff. But it works. It's totally good.
Here's one that @Dukedog shared with me, and encouraged me to share with children of all sizes. Its called "banana roast":

Put some raw cloves, vinegar, and bananas in a blender
Pour that into a baking tray and heat at 300C
Once its done, take a bite!

Yes, its delicious
Just so you all know I have never spoken with vitamin water and any posts purporting a conversation with me is entirely spurious and only a trolling attempt. I have requested he not do so yet it continues.