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idk if this is a bad joke, but here goes nothin' : What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator.

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.

“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.

The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
What don’t atheists do well with exponents?
Because they don’t believe in higher powers.
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EDIT: IDK this is poor or not.
After every sentence, say I'm a man. BET YOU'RE GONNA LAUGH ON THE LAST ONE.
I went to a bar.
I'm a man
I met a girl.
I'm a man
I took her home.
I'm a man
I slept with her
I'm a man
I woke up in the morning
I'm a man
She whispered in my ear
I'M A MAN!

COOL RIGHT?