Pickup Lines

I am a fraudster and called in order to steal your heart
:)

76. Baby you're so Fine...I'd Slay a Dragon's Ass for You! - :]

I might have to give these to my idiotic friend lovesick friend :/

Is it bad that someone's tried to use a worse pickup line than any suggested above on me?

Probably

Ref; #2 Fun thread from the past, on pick up lines in Chess.
Example ; Is that a bishop in your pants or are you happy to see me. BlotterFan - @ - :]
- lichess.org/forum/general-chess-discussion/what-are-good-chess-related-pick-up-lines?page=1 -

Are you http?
Because without you I feel ://

You are freakin' like an armadillo

You know what armadillo is? Can't see. Only smell.

You are freakin like an armadillo, and you need to pick up your head from the floor so you can see it

You're going to have a better chance of getting sound opening theory from a dating site than you will getting dating advice from a chess site :D