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Pickup Lines

Heyo! I'm a new chess player, and I have W Rizz! Feel free to use 'em!!!!! (Guys and girls, I just wanted to let you know that I spent a long time on this LOL. I just wanted to share these Pickup Lines with you LOL. BTW IMO numbers 69 & 70 are the best Pickup Lines.)
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1. Do you have a library card, ‘cause I’d like to check you out.
2. Spotify was wrong, the hottest single of the year was you.
3. You may fall from the sky. You may fall from a tree. But the best way to fall is to fall in love with me.
4. You are 60% water and I am thirsty for you
5. You must be a broom, because you are sweeping me off my feet
6. Can I follow you home? ‘Cuz my parents always told me to follow my dreams
7. You look so familiar... didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn it was chemistry
8. Is the airport somewhere around here, or is just my heart I feel taking off?
9. Even if there wasn’t gravity on Earth, I would still fall for you
10. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile!
11. I am not a mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
12. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
13. Are you math? Cause I will make you forget your x and I’ll be the reason y
14. The alphabet starts with a, b, c, numbers start with 1, 2, 3, music starts with do, re, mi, so can love start with you and me?
15. Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
16. On a scale of 1-10: You are a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.
17. I can't play hide and seek with you because you are one of a kind.
18. The square root of love is you times me
19. You can't spell sus without “us”
20. Are you Google? ‘Cuz you’re everything I’ve been searching for
21. Woah, it just got a lot brighter here. It must be your smile
22. Are you a thief? ‘Cuz you stole my heart
23. Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else
24. Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless
25. If beauty were time, you would be eternity
26. Was there a rainbow today? Cuz I think I just found my treasure
27. Do you have a map? ‘Cuz I keep getting lost in your eyes
28. You know what’s on the Menu? Me ‘n’ U
29. I always thought that happiness started with “h”, but mine starts with YOU
30. Are you a lego? Cuz I will build our love
31. Got a bandage? Cuz i scraped my knee falling for u
32. Are you gold cuz ur precious
33. Are you a jumpscare cuz my heart just skipped a beat
34. Someone would have to be blind not to like you
35. You belong in an art museum because you're a masterpiece
36. Are you a magnet? ‘Cuz you’re so attractive
37. Is your face from McDonald’s? ‘Cuz I’m lovin’ it
38. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
39. Are you a sharpie? ‘Cuz you’re ultra fine.
40. I think I’m allergic to feathers... ‘cuz you’re an angel
41. Are your legs tired? ‘Cuz you’ve been runnin’ around my mind all day
42. What do you think this is made of? Nah, It’s boyfriend material
43. Do I know you? ‘Cuz you look a lot like my next girlfriend
44. Do you have any raisins? How about a date? (a date is another type of food)
45. My doctor says I’m lacking vitamin ‘U’
46. Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
47. I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.
48. Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
49. Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
50. You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection! You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
51. If I made the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
52. You are the forge that lights up my world
53. It seems there's a 76.10395784% chance you'll say yes. Will you go out with me?
54. You and I are the perfect recipe
55. Baby, you look so sweet you are giving me a cavity
56. Are you at a 90 degree angle? ‘Cuz you’re looking’ right!
57. Is your name Waldo? ‘Cuz someone like you is hard to find
58. Are you from Tennessee? ‘Cuz you’re the only ‘Ten I see’!
59. You must be really athletic, ‘cuz you’ve been runnin’ around my mind all day!
60. Knock Knock... Who’s there?... I like... I like who?... I like you!
61. You wanna know the best thing of my life? It’s the first word of that sentence.
62. You must be a keyboard, ‘cuz you’re just my type!
63. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
64. Are you a microwave? ‘Cuz you melt my heart!
65. Do you have any sunscreen? ‘Cuz you’re burning me up!
66. Your hands look heavy. Let me hold them for you!
67. I think you should learn CPR, ‘cuz whenever I’m with you, you take my breath away!
68. Are you wifi? ‘Cuz I’m feeling a connection.
69 (FUNNY NUMBER AHAHAHAAHAHAH). Roses are red, violets are blue, I don’t sleep at night ‘cause I’m thinking of you
70. Roses are red, violets are blue, I love candy, but it’s not as sweet as you
You wanna get a women's interest?
Talk like Sam Elliott.
Deep and slow
And with a little southern drawl.
THIS WILL BE THE END OF YOU SWIT

NOW YOU DIE!

YOU NWAH!

YOUR LIFES END IS APPROACHING!

SPEAK QUICKLY OUTLANDER OR GO AWAY
@JunMaoChi said in #5:
> THIS WILL BE THE END OF YOU SWIT
>
> NOW YOU DIE!
>
> YOU NWAH!
>
> YOUR LIFES END IS APPROACHING!
>
> SPEAK QUICKLY OUTLANDER OR GO AWAY

More npc lines that you didn't realize were intended in a pickup or a double entendre way:

72. Khajiit has coin if you have wares
73. Stay awhile and listen
74. Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper
75. You have been a bad user, I have been a good Bing
UB40 had a few one liners such as :

"The way you stole my love, you know you could have been a crook"
"your so smart, you know you could have been a School book"....
Thank you so much @CxliLov
I always heard the word pikup line but never knew what is meant
Now, I know that it means DAD JOKE

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