I played a transvestite opening masterpiece with black lolz

[Event "Rated Bullet game"]
[Site "lichess.org/svSLiqvA"]
[Date "2019.07.01"]
[Round "-"]
[White "My-Helmy"]
[Black "EnergizeMrSulu"]
[Result "0-1"]
[UTCDate "2019.07.01"]
[UTCTime "14:36:35"]
[WhiteElo "1504"]
[BlackElo "1555"]
[WhiteRatingDiff "-8"]
[BlackRatingDiff "+9"]
[Variant "Standard"]
[TimeControl "120+1"]
[ECO "B00"]
[Opening "Barnes Defense"]
[Termination "Normal"]
[Annotator "lichess.org"]

1. e4 f6 { B00 Barnes Defense } 2. Nf3 c6 3. Bc4 Qa5 4. Nc3 Qh5 5. h3 Kd8 6. O-O Qe8 7. a3 g5 8. Nh2 d6 9. d3 Qg6 10. Be3 h5 11. f4 gxf4 12. Bxf4 Bxh3 13. Qe2 Bg4 14. Nxg4 hxg4 15. Bg3 Nd7 16. Be6 Nh6 17. Bxd7 Kxd7 18. Kf2 e5 19. Ke1 f5 20. exf5 Nxf5 21. Bf2 Bh6 22. Ne4 g3 23. Bxg3 Nxg3 24. Nxg3 Qxg3+ 25. Kd1 Raf8 26. Rf3 Qh2 27. Rf2 Qg1+ 28. Rf1 Rxf1+ 29. Qxf1 Qxf1# { Black wins by checkmate. } 0-1

ok so it's just bullet but still...

Masterpiece and Masterpiece, but it is a nice game, considering that it is bullet.