Once I was walking home; I used to walk to school. I was about 10. Suddenly a kid rode past me on his bicycle. As he went past he touched my shoulder and said to me "You've got the disease!"
I thought what a wacko. Had no idea who he was. I reached home a few minutes later, walked into my bedroom and started throwing up everywhere. I had felt fine all day.
p.s why do I keep being involved in these germ spreader episodes?
@Monsterchip I just reacted to story, why did you downvote me ;-;
@Ak888 #30 yes, completely true.
I was born at a very young age.
One of my friends once told me that he had to fart in class, and he was thinking about how to do it without getting noticed, so then he had the bright idea to drop a book while he farted so that the book being dropped would make the fart un-noticeable.
Unfortunately for him, he dropped the book about a second BEFORE he farted, and then everyone looked at him, and then he farted.
Yikes!
bad luck :( #35
One day someone crashed into me with a bike, but they were the one who was hurt.
𝓘 𝔀𝓪𝓼 𝓲𝓷 𝓪 𝓬𝓪𝓻
so there was this time in elementry school where me and my friends were talking a lot and the teacher told us to "separate" :( it was very annoying and wasted time, and was kinda unnecessary. so we had to separate by a few people, but then we found new people to talk to :) we liked to cause distractions a bit. then after like 2 months we had so many new friends that there weren't enough people to "seperate" us :) it was a very special moment, and then finally the teacher told us to seperate by 3 people instead.
i was in baseball practice.it was pretty normal.until i got hit in the face with a baseball bat.
my mom (and im still a kid) once literally on purpose almost killed me
