What is the shortest game you've ever played?

@pedestrian212

The quickest one that I won by resignation. ☝

I had a friend who once won the following game online (on another network):

1 d4 f6 2 e4 Nh6 3 Bxh6 gh 4 Qh5#

Yesterday me and my friend were hanging out and we were kind of bored (PNI) so I suggested we play a game of chess. My reply was "Yeah... wait no." The match ended before it even really started. lol.

[Site "Chess.com iPhone"]
[Date "06/22/2020 03:50PM[Result "*"]
[Termination "(null)"]

1.f3 e5 2.g4 Qh4# *** This was on chess.com tho

I had a game that went 1. e4 f5 2. Qh5+ g6 3. Be2 gxh5 4. Bxh5# and another game in that fashion but with the pawn on f6 not f5.

[Site "Chess.com iPhone"]
[Date "06/22/2020 03:54PM"]
[FEN "rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR w KQkq - 0 1"]
[White "White (0)"]
[Black "Black (0)"]
[Result "*"]
[Termination "(null)"]

1.e4 e5 2.Bc4 b6 3.Qh5 h6 4.Qxf7# *** just saying

In my youth I won many a game with the Scholar's mate.

Since I got back into chess, probably this one:
1.e4 c6 2.d4 d5 3.Nc3 dxe4 4.Nxe4 Bf5 5.Qe2 Nd7 6.Nd6#

@Akbar2thegreat @HarmlessChessNub

Legit someone actually did this...

@SavageAntarctican
Oh! Lol!! 😂😂😂

Edited: The CAPTCHA that I was told to do to post this forum was from black side, i.e., Fool's mate: