I'm banned for recklessly frittering away several minutes of my life reading this thread and posting in same.
@Savage_Cactus You're banned for starting this forum.
We are all banned for wasting our precious life on this forum.
I'm not banned in the least.
@circaasenseyes You're banned for being that guy who signed up on lichess just for the forum :p
Banned for seeing right through me.
@thechessguy2_0 you're banned for joining too many teams. Look at his profile! I didn't even know that was possible!
@circaasenseyes #34 You're banned for not accepting the ban.
@A_0123456 , you are banned for not finishing the string 0123456789 in your username.
@ChessMathNerd You're banned for making fun of my username.