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13:20, 23/03/24. Eating lunch and browsing the off-topic forum on Lichess. IOW, also being useless.
@NaturalBornTraveller said in #4:
> I was bashing some salmon with a twig.
> A slippery one, with a warmongering wig.
> One of them bite, but the other rushed away.
> Oh.. how I wished he would stay.
> Now I am stuck with just one fish dead.
> But what a feisty catch, this sushi head.
> lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/someone-should-take-me-on-8-mile-style?page=3#26
>
> Edit:
> Added timestamp (23/3/24)
> Second edit: smily :-D

Your corny insubordinate rhymes are like a porno flick
Compared to Edgar Allan, you spread your talent thin
Melodramatic with tales from the tabloid
You fail cause you're paranoid
... Here comes the artistic archer
Autistic misfit
You'll get the sickness
When I spit the wickedness
@IndigoTeaKitten
How can I be a subordinate? Don't fool yourself into thinking, your have ordinate to my coordinate.
I am vastly superior in my rhyme.
You never see someone on my level in your lifetime.
Take a chill, relax, go drink some green tea.
Smell the flowers, and enjoy a sense or serenity.
Now careful, walking in the tall grass, beware the viper.
I drank dandelion tea, roots and all, while you still wore your diaper.
I'm currently engaged in a simply brilliant piece of hangover management. Man, you should see me go!
@NaturalBornTraveller said in #8:
> No... You are the one who cowardly ran away.
> The one I never catch. The freshwater Trout.
I think you're taking the thread a little too seriously I hit the wrong button lol