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Trying to think of a totally inane subject for a pointless thread.

Milk / cereal mixtures (compounds?) if left for 24 hours or alternatively a day become sludge or soup depending on the proportion of liquid-phase present.

Generic Thread Award (GTA) to date...7.6 with a bullet.
#272
I'm setting my goals for this weekend, staging rice puffs on the kitchen counter, other preparations for a Saturday evening meal of Rice Puffs soup.
Yesterday was sunny but today is not. I will make a sandwich soon. It will be ham and pickles.
According to an article I read on the internet, between 1994 and 2008, action star Jean Claude van Damme allegedly spent 10000 dollars a week on cocaine, which totals to a 7.28 million dollars cocaine budget. Assuming a common eraser costs 15 cents, that is 48533333 1/3 erasers worth of cocaine. That means that JCVD's annual narcotics purchases in terms of erasers was 346666 2/3 erasers of cocaine.
Would you like the answer expressed in Jean Claude van Damme cocaine erasers?
#276 @SavageAntarctican
For this kind of quanti-equivalence-for-dummies exercise you need to use the International Olympic Swimming Pool Approved Volumetric Amount of Water As Calculated At Standard Temperature and Pressure Or If You Can't Do That Just Your Best Guess Will Do (IOSPAVAoWACASTaPOIYCDTJYBGWD) standard.

As it stands,you actually gained in inanity because without some standardisation your post is more inanely meaningless than it should be..and really really pointless due to that same meaningless factor.
Add to that your pointedly vague references to "average human " and "lifetime" , and the judges did not hesitate (apart from finishing off their beer first) to award a resounding (drumroll..)...7.7 !

@clousems ...same goes for you,bro..use the IOSPA (as we in the trade refer to it).A resounding YES to your offer of a cocaine-eraser conversion...expressed as an algebraic equation.

footnote...in my home town we use the "How many Sydney Harbours?" for local news.Nowhere else in the country does this.They hate us 'cause we are so much better than they are..parochial twits...
Using the wrong units to calculate everything...

Shall we now?

Let's make a fallacy out of life.

Volume in m.
Distance in ml.
Time in inches and obladie units.
Light-years in morphyms17 units.

Define obladie units and morphyms17 units:
An obladie unit is equal to 7.7 morphyms17 units/6.422 clousems units.

A morphyms17 unit is 7.652 (m^2s^2clousems^2) / (ml^77)
A clousems unit is 7 in/s^m

Express 16.77 obladie units in clousems units, assuming that 1=2.

Find me the volume of an international standard swimming pool based on the number of minutes it takes to make an international standard cup of coffee, assuming that 16 gal = 17.22 (morphyms17^2*clousems/obladie)

Abbreviation of obladie units is obladie
For morphyms17 units, it is morphyms17
For clousems units, it is clousems

Find me how many s^m units there are in a light year^year.

1 SavageAntarctican unit is 14 (ios 13.4.5*morphyms17)/(android 10.0)

Find me how many android 10.0 units are there in 1 ios 13.4.5 unit.

How do you calculate how many ios 13.4.4 units are there in 1 ios 13.4.5 unit?

How many SavageAntarctican units are there in 1 obladie unit?

For that matter, lichess = 7. Calculate how many SavageAntarctican units are there in the lichess constant?

How many lichess constants are there in an obladie unit?

How many android 10.0 units are there in 14 (ios13.3.1^3 * morphyms17^7)/(obladie^9*ml^172*s^m*clousems^morphyms17*SavageAntarctican)?

How many average humans fit inside a morphyms17 unit? Average swimming pools?

What is the average unit?

How many units are there in am average unit?

What about an above average unit?

How many average units are there in 7 (morphyms17^144444)/(terribleunit^177)?

How many units are there in a unit?

If a set contains itself, then let R be the set of sets that do not contain themselves. Is R a member of R? If it isn't then the set doesn't contain itself so it is a member of R which means it contains itself which means its not a member of R.

Which means that because of no reason, units are not supposed to exist, right?

We can say the same thing for life - it is a fallacy for no reason.

QED, life is a fallacy.

@obladie @morphyms1817 @clousems You three were necessary for my calculations, as you saw earlier in this post.

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