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Tips on making pizza in Antarctica

I mean, what can go wrong with eating frozen pizza? Just kidding.

1. Obtain pizza

2. Find oven

3. Cook pizza

4. Eat pizza

5. Digest pizza

It is an intricate process, you know?
@OfficialThummimSuh
You were going good up til "digest pizza".
Any Pizza making school will tell you a good pizza should stay with you for, at the minimum, 18.3 hours.
Well, I think it should stay for around 12.5 hours, depending on the human. For me, I like 11.7 hours.
A sadness erstwhile unbeknownst to moi overcomes me orange BOT xh775.
@xh775 Oh come on. Just come to my base in Antarctica and you can heat up the pizza quickly.

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