*TIMMY* deals with his critics

Little Timmy was basking in the adulation -- the mods were eating up his words like starving coyotes chomping on a nest of rats.

Little Timmy concluded his remarks with this bombshell directed at all the naysayers and trolls who criticize the Mod Revolution:

"The new law of evolution in internet moderation seems to be survival of the unfittest. Well, in my book you either do it right or you get eliminated. In the last seven comboxes that I've moderated, there were 2.5 million members who were put on indefinite time out. Thank you. I am not a destroyer of free speech. I am a liberator of progressive ideas! The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that censorship, for lack of a better word, is good. Censorship s right, censorship works. Censorship clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Censorship, in all of its forms, has marked the upward surge of mankind. And censorship, you mark my words, will not only save internet chess streamers, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you very much."

With that, Little Timmy hoped on his red tricycle and departed from the stage. The throng of moderators were in ecstasy!!

Ok.

The next day, Timmy turned logged on to his twitch account and saw a streamer named Dr_X_RJD. Intrigued, the Timster decided to view the stream. Dr_X_RJD was discussing how religion leads to all of societies problems, and how we should tear the White House down.
Timmy became so enthralled with the ideas of this mysterious streamer that he decided to join his fan club, OPR8N_M1NDCR1ME. Unfortunately, Timmy was being brainwashed by an evil cult leader. Eventually, he became a hitman for Dr_X_RJD, muted some political streamers, and met up with a nun/prostitute who was also in the club. When Dr_X_RJD found out, he ordered Timmy to ban both the nun and her boss, who was using twitch as a way to discuss religion. He did ban the boss, but refused to ban the nun.
Then Timmy got hit by a bus. Timmy died. Timmy died so hard.
Timmy's ghost proceeded to emerge from his lifeless corpse, shouting obscenities at the bus. Unfortunately, Timmy's ghost got hit by a different bus, killing his ghost. Timmy super died.
The end.

The Timmy Chronicles, Part 5

YOU BEAT ME TO IT! also its part 7

(@)clousems tf lol ig u rly wanna end this *TIMMY* thing

@jayakron

Little Timmy should hop on his red tricycle and leave the Lichess Off-Topic because you're making lots of forums now without making a point. Please add some value to this already boring forum instead of posting this crap.

Thank you very much.

Tommy

timmy and tommy
what a match

thx for the passage