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Say something silly:P

Let's say you're testing out a new IQ test.

Let's say Bob has less IQ than Bobby. 2 people tested.
Now, Bobby has more IQ than boB.
And boB has more IQ than bobbY.
And bobbY has more IQ than ybboB
And ybboB has more IQ than Bobby.

Questions:
1. If you have an orange bucket with 3 potatoes and a small bucket with 196 blueberries, how many buckets do you have?

2. Why is 1 + 1 = 3

3. Can you stretch a rock?
a. yes, b. yes, c. yes, d. no

5. What question number is this?

6. What is the answer to number 4?

7. 101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101, 1, ?

8. What is special about the number 7, 17, and 13?

Apple. Buy apples now! Brought to you by: random ad company

Next Page:
9. This page is blank. Try to steal the rest of the test from the test proctor.

From proctor:
11. What is the last digit of pi.... in base pi?

12. How would you represent a square with 3 lines?

13.
AB BC CD
BC CD AB
CD BC ??

13 part 2.
AC BE CA
BD CB DB
CD BC ??

14. What do you think about this test?

15. What's the first item in "Popular on the web" when you search "favorite foods" in Google?

16. Get 1000000+ universal paperclips.

Challenge: Throw a pencil as low as you can.

Bonus: Grade your own test. (Add however many points you want.)

Anti-bonus: Grade your own test. You are required to set your score to sqrt(-1)

17. Read the info.

Info: Made by name on day. Version 0.0.49564012896
Note: Bug list link.

18. Read the bug list.

19. You've finished!

Halfway down a 19,827,356 character bug list:

Good job! The test is still going:
19. Fold the test into a paper airplane. Try to fly it at least 1 mile.
20. Recycle the paper airplane.
21. Go to every country in the world.
22. Create a website with actual code. Make sure it has cool visuals, so that people know how much effort it took.
3290. The above questions probably took awhile. So I skipped a few numbers. How many question number did I skip?

2391. Go to a maze: (Relative to center of Earth): -23097AUs left, 8.68917AUs up, 4309AUs forward.

5791. Is 29 times 31 a prime number?
Blue. Somehow access the next part of the test on the proctor's phone without the proctor noticing.

On the phone:
Red. How did you get here!?
Purple. Go to randomwebiste.om

At the website:
Guess the correct number between 1 and 1 to continue:

(Input box with placeholder: 1)
[1] Error! 1 is not between 1 and 1.

When clicking on every single "1":
You win!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah i spent way too long on this
I am watching some Tal games and bla bla i hear some noice outside, i am in my parents house and people have yards and shit... so i hear a goat... like a real goat :D and than i see this forum topic... so now you know about the goat.
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