Write some of ur best pick up lines
-See the stars in the sky? That's how much I'm fond of you.
-But it's the morning.
-Exactly.
- Can I ask you out
- oh so cute of you thanks I accept
**opens the door and asks her to go out and leave**
(Stolen and modified)
@WassimBerbar said in #2:
See how much hair on my hair ( a bald person said )
u ever poop in bath tub n then swam in it????!
Are you the sacred monkey?!
I'm hesitating between Toyota and Range Rover
More which are higjly affective
Can you give me some cash,,,works like a charm to every woman
I asked God, why do you make me swim trough shallow waters? He replied, because your enemies can't swim.
