Me when I know the answer of a question in class:
The teacher:
and your teacher is John Malkovich
You study acting: Well, what makes you think John Malkovich needs your constant input?
Why don't you get your own movie named after you about why you're such a good actor THEN go tell your all your professors how to live their lives.
Nobody likes a smart ass.
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Me when the time's eleven:
Ooo, black canvas!
