santa- my wife died yesterday..
i'm trying to cry but tears are not coming out, what should i do?
banta- no problem just imagine she came back!!
(i dont want to insult the relation ship of husband and wife just want make some jokes)
I don't think that you can make jokes without insulting them, Mr NotHusband
I already made my Woody Allen joke for the week. Sorry.
"(i dont want to insult the relation ship of husband and wife just want make some jokes)"
Yeah, good luck to you with that!
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want novacaine because I’m in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You’re certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."
***
Or if you prefer the alternative version:
***
Fergus goes to the dentist and asks about the cost of a tooth extraction.
$85 for an extraction sir," was the dentists reply.
"Och huv ye nay got unythin cheaper," replies the Scotsman getting agitated.
"But that's the normal charge for an extraction sir," replied the dentist.
"What aboot if ye didnae use uny anaesthetic?" asked Fergus hopefully.
"Well it's highly unusual sir, but if that's what you want, I suppose I can do it for $65."
"What aboot if ye used one of ye dentist trainees and still wi' oot anaesthetic?" asked the Scotsman.
"Well it's possible, but they are only training and I can't guarantee their level of professionalism. It'll be a lot more painful, but I suppose in that case we can bring the price down to say $40."
"Och that's still a bit much, how ab oot if ye make it a training session and have yon student do the extraction and the other students watchin' and learnin'?"
The dentist replied, “Well OK it'll be good for the students, I suppose. I'll charge you only $5 in that case, but it will a traumatic experience.”
"Now yer talkin’ laddie! It’s a deal,” said the Scotsman.
"Can ye book the wee wife for next Wednesday?"
I am talking to the person who created this topic -
Hello Sir
Actually I don't have a wife.
