Jokes

It was a funny poem

I'm ocd about getting inside the door at Starbucks during morning rush before another person approaching...yeah, that frappucino has its clutches on me

“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”
– Mark Twain

If jokes on lichess were limited to being funny, these joke threads wouldn't exist.

Whats funnier than a lichess joke thread? Anything.

Onedummhikk I honestly wouldn't have posted quotes I did not like. But you have a point. Never saw a book with funniest jokes that had funny jokes.

But then again never saw a high flying chess book that delivered what it promised

what do u get when u mix a man with a mushroom?

A Fungi!

@OneDummHikk #14 That is quite true. Just look at @IllianMTG's post #16 that exemplifies it so well lol.

A business man goes to Japan for a business meeting.
This man gets there late at night.
He was feeling a little lonely, so he got a Japanese hooker.
He has his way with the hooker and feels like he did a pretty good job.
This thought is compounded by the fact that the hooker kept screaming "osimore, osimore" all night.
The man took this to mean she was having as good of a time as he was and wanted more.
So, the next day, this man went golfing with the Japanese business men he was going to meet with.
During their golf outing, he gets a hole in one!
The Japanese men start screaming and celebrating in Japanese words.
The man got very excited too and yelled out the only Japanese word he could think of, "osimore, osimore".
After he was "osimore, osimore" he noticed all of the Japanese business men look at him strangely.
One of them comes up to him and asks "what you mean, 'wrong hole?'"

1. d4

@clousems Fischer said, 1. e4 best by test

On the other hand, modern evaluation saids Fischer's evaluation is (a joke?).