Made this forum for jokes. Here's mine.
A sailor tried to help the rest of the crew (a pirate crew) lift the anchor but dropped a diamond in his pocket in the sea. The captain saw and came to the sailor and screamed. "Why didn't you call me, fool?" The sailor said "But I don't want to e rude with you"
Pls react laugh to this post if you understood the sailor's answer and found it funny.
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Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock knock!
Who is it?
I ALREADY TOLD YOU IT'S KNOCK KNOCK!
OK:)
@Shadow1414 said in #3:
> Knock knock!
> Who is it?
> Knock knock!
> Who is it?
> Knock knock!
> Who is it?
> Knock knock!
> Who is it?
> I ALREADY TOLD YOU IT'S KNOCK KNOCK!
> OK:)
You have posted this joke in the forums a thousand times so everyone know it.
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@SHAURYANILESH said in #5:
> Why did it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
> Because they spent years at C 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Because they couldn't get past arrr (r)!!!!! :D
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