Donate me a Dollar...8 billion people... filthy billionaire
Be calm, love each other; restore peace
God loves you xxx
"This message is for one reason alone: to tell the strongest among you...Those with the greatest power... protect those without. That's my message to the world."
"Greetings, citizens of Earth" and then I'd belch at them or something
I would say 'Hello, I am an Alien'!