I need assistance from my brothers and sisters pastafarians

Sure, why not? Although I doubt the FSM cares that much.

OMN - oh my noodle

but i guess in general, pasatafarians should practice the subtle art of pirate swearing.

if you dont have time, just scream "avast!".

Oh my github !

@CSKA_Moscou said in #4:
> Oh my github !

yes, if someone insults you, you can scream "git!" at her.

@mortmann said in #5:
> yes, if someone insults you, you can scream "git!" at her.

the interest would be for Pastafarians to start worshiping garlic

Skarmoose you little vermin

People often use earthly names of the deity, so Italian pasta names are suitable. You can combine them like penne farfalle gnocchi!

@four_legs_good said in #1:
> When Christians want to swear, they say "Gosh", so as to not take the name of the Lord in vain.
>
> But how are we, worshippers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, supposed to swear? "Oh, Spaghettosh !"?

Fun fact, it still means the same thing when you say Gosh. -_-

What the sauce? (y'all wanted an answer)