What are your favorite jokes? Mines are:
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana? *lol*
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Q: What do you call a sheep that breaks traffic laws?
A: A baaaa-d driver! *lol*
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Q: Which cheese is not your cheese?
A: Nacho Cheese! *lol*
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Q: What clothing does mountains use too keep themselves warm?
A: Snow caps! *lol*
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Q: If the red house is on the right side, and the blue house is on the left, where is the white house?
A: In Washington D.C. *lol*
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Nurse: "How is the girl who swallowed the quarter, Doctor?"
Doctor: "No change." *lol*
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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7-8-9! *lol*
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana? *lol*
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Q: What do you call a sheep that breaks traffic laws?
A: A baaaa-d driver! *lol*
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Q: Which cheese is not your cheese?
A: Nacho Cheese! *lol*
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Q: What clothing does mountains use too keep themselves warm?
A: Snow caps! *lol*
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Q: If the red house is on the right side, and the blue house is on the left, where is the white house?
A: In Washington D.C. *lol*
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Nurse: "How is the girl who swallowed the quarter, Doctor?"
Doctor: "No change." *lol*
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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7-8-9! *lol*