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Favorite jokes

What are your favorite jokes? Mines are:

Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana? *lol*
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Q: What do you call a sheep that breaks traffic laws?
A: A baaaa-d driver! *lol*
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Q: Which cheese is not your cheese?
A: Nacho Cheese! *lol*
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Q: What clothing does mountains use too keep themselves warm?
A: Snow caps! *lol*
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Q: If the red house is on the right side, and the blue house is on the left, where is the white house?
A: In Washington D.C. *lol*
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Nurse: "How is the girl who swallowed the quarter, Doctor?"
Doctor: "No change." *lol*
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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7-8-9! *lol*
Mine are
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Q:If blue man lives in blue house green man lives in green house and pink man lives in pink house who lives in the white house!
A:The President
When you give the Hydrogen Bomb Rocket Release button to the politicians, what do you get?
A world go kaboom
ik it doesn't rlly make sense
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7-8-9!
Q: But why did 7-8-9?
A: Because it's healthy to eat 3 squared meals a day!
A b and c had a conversation. A says "sup" b says "sup" c says "sub" and c says "scribe".
what is rich , thick and full of clots ?
the tory party ,
A tryhard raged in fortnite and curmited deathpasito.
Ok i mean this is not the best

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