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Fatal errors in literary and/or/dildo/pea soup/cold cuts pictorial history.

The idea is to point out glaring mistakes in literature or movies that desperately need to be corrected.

I've already mentioned that the death star from star wars should have been called the breath star and that these morons from lord of the rings should have simply given the ring of power to Tom Bombadil, in stead of getting themselves all screwed up fighting that creepy dude, so you don't have to mention those anymore.
Another catastrophic error, by the way, was that the Rintintin series of books wasn't called the Captain Haddock series of books. This very fault alone has cost billions of lives.
And then there's Orpheus and Euridyke,
otherwise known as UridicUlous, the good laugh in short.

In the actual story Orpheus fixes his gaze on Euridyke and walks out of Hades backwards, never losing sight of her.

Horrid literary blooper that.
I almost forgot that crazy story about Lilith being god's failed attempt at providing Adam with a companion. Not so omnipotent there god, phooey. So he had to rib Adam for parts to kloink an Eve together. Awful engineering JHVH, shame on you.

Nah. Adam and Lilith simply had a baby. Who would have thunk it?
They actually DID do the

m.youtube.com/watch?v=387ZDGSKVSg

Amazing, isn't it?

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