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Does anyone know some good gravity jokes?

Yo' mama is so fat I tossed her a donut and it started orbiting her.
The Enterprise is heading directly for a black hole
Spock: Captain recommend immediate course change
Kirk: why? What's the big deal?
Spock: Sir,you don't understand the gravity of the situation.
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"Ahh fuck, I shouldn't have thrusted him. "
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@saurabhsangeeth said in #8:
> Gravity
> Without it, we would just have gravy.

A good gravy using cornflour should possess non-newtonian properties. Relevant.

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