Do you like kiwis?

Bird or fruit

You're a lot less tastier so what's that make you

Kiwis are delish (especially with strawberries); the birds are kinda goofy.

I don't like eating that fruit.

Kiwis are Vitamin-Bombs, delicious!!

HELL NO

Kiwi fruit is actually Chinese Gooseberry re-badged by some brilliant Kiwi (the people) marketers.