best quotes u know

The three funniest quotes I found. 😂😂😂

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
—Jack Handey

“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
—Will Ferrell

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
—Rita Rudner

P.S. I still crack myself up🤣🤣🤣

I prefer to be Lucky than Talented.

Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid

My favourite quote: Aragorn-Elessar is the best chess player in the world - my me.

My 2nd favourite quote: Theres a reason why my dad calls me "sun"- su tart

Its prob not a quote but whatever ._.

#24 isnt he a lord of the rings charcter?

"Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes" - Babatunde

@ZwischenzugX11

“Nobody ever won a chess game by resigning.”

Not strictly true - just the other day I won a chess game when my opponent resigned - so I did win a game by resigning.

"@oranggge is the best" - @vertonghen

@ambrooks."nobody ever won a chess game by resigning". no. the quote is accurate.