Best Jokes!

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

What do you do when you see an elephant driving down the lane with a basketball?
Get out of the way.

Why are basketball players messy eaters?
Because they’re always dribbling.

What’s the difference between a basketball player and a dog?
One drools, and the other dribbles.

All of the above are the reasons that vaudeville died. Unfunny one liners.

Where do cows watch?
At the Moooooooooooooooooooooooooovies

@DMacam_2015_Cavite said in #11:
> Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
> He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
@DMacam_2015_Cavite said in #12:
> What do you do when you see an elephant driving down the lane with a basketball?
> Get out of the way.
@DMacam_2015_Cavite said in #13:
> Why are basketball players messy eaters?
> Because they’re always dribbling.
@DMacam_2015_Cavite said in #14:
> What’s the difference between a basketball player and a dog?
> One drools, and the other dribbles.
@DMacam_2015_Cavite said in #16:
> Where do cows watch?
> At the Moooooooooooooooooooooooooovies

Knock knock
Who's there?
Chicken
Chicken Who?
Chicken 'cross the road
Why?

I wonder why the baseball is getting bigger, then it hit me.
What happens if a chicken get struck by a lightning? It becomes K-F-C.
What happens if a hedgehog is being buried? It become a groundhog!

This is probably lame funny story but gonna keep it anyway
The Stories of The Literal Man
There was a literal man named Jeff. When he was young, his teacher told him his homework was a piece of cake. He ate it and suffered from constipation for two years.
He heard on the news that it was raining cats and dogs outside. He really wanted a pet, so he stood in the rain, waiting for man's best friend to land on his lap. The only thing he did catch was a cold.
Two weeks later, late at night, Jeff's friend told him to hit the sack. So, he filled a sack full of bread and started punching it. When he went to work, he couldn't focus and went to sleep. He got fired from his job.
He luckily got a new job and was one day working in his office when his computer blew up. He was very sad. His colleague told him that every cloud has a silver lining. So, he stood outside looking for that specific cloud. He got struck by lightning.
He went out of hospitalization 59 years later, and he turned 100 years old. Someone said that Jeff survived by the skin of his teeth. Then Jeff wondered aloud if he would have died if not for the skin on his teeth. The wondering killed him.
The End