lichess.org
Donate

Another installment of strange song lyrics

Moving to Montana soon
Gonna be a dental floss tycoon
And all the other ranchers
Would think I was mighty grand
With my pair of zircon encrusted tweezers

Frank Zappa
Let's burn down the cornfield
Let's burn down the cornfield
And I'll make love to you while it's burning

Randy Newman
Lemme tell you, Son,
It ain't no fun
Starin straight down a 44

~Lynerd Skynerd
"I'm rockin' the suburbs, just like Quiet Riot did,
I'm rockin' the suburbs, except that they were talented."

Quiet Riot is a guilty pleasure of mine, but that's a stretch.
Met a girl at the bakery
She wanted to borrow my car from me
She took it down to Mexico
Ran over a man named Juan
@MrPushwood said in #26:
> Met a girl at the bakery
> She wanted to borrow my car from me
> She took it down to Mexico
> Ran over a man named Juan
Actually, that's not that strange-- sounds like an ex-girlfriend of mine :)
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and it lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
And you try to run but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night eatin' cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercurys and Subaru
And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars
Then, when there's no more cars you go out at night
And eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face, dance cheek to cheek
One to one, man to man
Dance toe to toe, don't move too slow
'Cause the man from Mars is through with cars
He's eatin' bars, yeah wall to wall
Door to door, hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
@MrPushwood said in #26:
> Met a girl at the bakery
> She wanted to borrow my car from me
> She took it down to Mexico
> Ran over a man named Juan

Was it a Roll-Royce ?. :).

This topic has been archived and can no longer be replied to.