The Anti-Coach Dan TEam

To join this Team, you must follow these rules
You must be a knight Supremacist
The only chess you are allowed to play - b̶u̶l̶l̶e̶t̶ Ultrabullet... Bughouse!!!
Use arrows instead of notation
Only put one move in chess homework
Lol just kidding, don't send in your chess homework at all
Stay up all night before tournaments
Don't think captures through
Unstack your opponents pawns
Your only opening is the fried liver
if you are black just forfeit

But actually just be chill and think before you say something