DanielSteinerSchach Fan Club

!!MY GOAL IS ACHIEVING 0 MEMBERS IN THE CLUB!!
I TRY HARDLY TO ACHIEVE IT!
EVERYONE WHO NEWLY JOINS THIS CLUB IS A TINY LITTLE WEASLE WITH HUGE EARS!
(NEVER PARTICIPATING IN THE BUNDESLIGA, THEIR LEVEL IS TOO HIGH FOR MY DUMB BRAIN)
Join now for many boring nonsense tournaments!
VIP MEMBERS️:
@Noob
@Noob2
@Noob3
@Noob4
@Noob5

Strongest and only Member:
@DannyTheDumbestOfAllNoobs

Lichess Liga 122222A: 10000000th (https://lichess.org/tournament/TvXd6CTn)
Lichess Liga 1000000000C: 2000000000th (https://lichess.org/tournament/Yi0ppPh2)
Lichess Liga Of The DumbsZ: last Place... eternitieth

MY BEST FRIENDS:
@weakie
@dumbie
@idiot
@iamtoodumbtolive
@lifeistoocomplicatedforme
@ihavenofriends
@wtfwhatyouwant
@idontspeakanylanguage
@myiqis0
@imnotdanielsteinerschachsmate

DISCLAIMER: THIS PART IS ONLY FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE ENOUGH IQ TO PLAY CHESS! (NOT LIKE ME, @DanielSteinerSchach)

!MY BEST EVER CHESS GAME!
Once in my life, I tried to play chess with my best friend forever @weakie. So: my best game ever!! I Player with white. The game: 1.f3 e5 2.g4 Qh4#. I am sure I am never going to manage to beat this incredible achievement!!
Your @DanielSteinerSchach