Trying to think of a totally inane subject for a pointless thread.

You know guys, I been thinking...

Sometimes I think of something but then I forget it.

@obladie Probably because you know that you know nothing.

#593 makes no sense whichever way you attack it.

Exactly. Which means you can never defeat the purpose of #593 because you are simply unable to attack it successfully.

#595 That's like saying that the Turks lost at Karansebes because the Austrians had already retreated.

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The oldest continuous Words thread in Off Topic has crossed the threshold of 0.108 % of 1,000,000 pages.

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If a spaceship were capable of traveling at .00108c, it would reach Proxima Centauri in 3800 years.

@morphyms1817 I read your #597 and instantly thought to myself "why did he even bother??"(a lot of time was wasted on the abacus with that spaceship thing). 8.5

A bird flew near my head today.

@obladie
I was attacked by a small bird once, quite a bizarre experience. I had just picked up a cold drink at a coffee place in the mall and had started walking back to the office. I heard "raak - raak - raak - raak" loudly in my ears and felt something tousle my hair. I was confused, perhaps a friend was playing a joke on me. I turned around on the sidewalk, car traffic at the mall was heavy, "raak - raak - raak - raak"!!!! Ducked my head, it was a bird! The bird circled up 10 feet and started coming down towards me, "raak - raak - raak - raak". It was really angry or hurt or something. I began walking away very fast, the bird pursued me a few seconds and then left me alone. It was not a bird-like place for a bird, perched in branches of two small trees at a bustling shopping mall.