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Hello Friends here we should post our best known jokes and the top 10 jokes will get a prize
REQUEST:Please don't copy jokes from the internet
There once was three tomatoes. They were Daddy tomato, mommy tomato and baby tomato. The family were heading for a party one day, so they set off on foot. Mommy and Daddy tomato lead the way, but poor baby tomato kept falling behind. So, Mommy and Daddy tomato went another bit further, hoping baby tomato would hurry up, but baby tomato just slumped along crying. So Mommy and Daddy went another bit farther, but baby tomato still didn't catch up, so, Daddy Tomato had enough. He stomped back to baby tomato, squashed him under his foot and said
"ketchup"

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