I need a new name

What would be a good chessname?
I need a new name,
thx.

MyLittlePawny

ChessyMcChessFace

MrPervert

You can make opponents laugh and win from his underestimate.

Rooky Bishop (or any chess piece)
PawnIsBugged
PawnsStuckPlshelp
Pro800
LivesToPin
StuckMated
QueensRush
IsThisCheckers?

haha thanks for the reactions :)

WhyCheckersNoCheck

Vladamir Vladyditsky

Whats your middlename?