Deepest one-liners?

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

-- Washington Post Style Invitational Bad Simile and Metaphor Contest
www.everseradio.com/winners-of-the-washington-post-style-invitational-bad-simile-and-metaphor-contest/

Probably a waiting move like Na1

every master was once a beginner
-basically everyone these days

"There's nothing but surface"
Harry Mulisch

> ‘‘So long, and thanks for the orifice — Alien message decrypted.’’

— Elon Musk

How can I know what I think before I hear what I say?

"just cause i act normal on the outside doesnt mean i am fine inside"

He was run out of town like a common Pygmy
—Leslie Nielsen

Some people die at age 25, but aren't buried until 75.
~ Benjamin Franklin

@AayushGhate said in #7:
> Each wasted second is a second wasted
> ~ John Cena
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