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Water Questions

Many a musing may be evoked by the pondrance of water. Such as there is the French way of saying it, namely: O. No H2O, no, only O.

But what do these camemberts do when they write it? They use 98.3% of the alphabet, EXCEPT the O.
Highly peculiar.

EAU

Also, there's the following axiom:
If all is water, all is nothing

But it's kinda fishy, cuz then goes:
If all is nothing, all is water
Water is nothing
From which there follows:
All is Everything, BESIDES water.
French people are peculiar, as they named two openings from places/people from their country where in those openings the bishop is stuck. They have even banned Chess and then added the legendary "En Passant" we all know.

There are a lot of words with excessively useless letters: "Oiseau" is a bird, but it's pronounced "Oazo", so why adding "eau" and replacing an I with an A when you can simply write it as it is pronounced. And I have more example: "pincEAU, aGNEAU, tAUrEAUX, bEAUprÉAU" etc. There are words with complicated letters, I should write an article about them :D
@WassimBerbar
Fascinating. Perhaps it's essential to the French that water's molecular structure is represented, in a figurative sense, by the word:

Electron
Anderes Electron (À l'alsaciènne)
Uranium

But that's just wrong.
@ArgMon09 said in #8:
> @savage_water please tell them about your ancestors and solve the questions
Well two atoms did conjoin together to like form water. Which is why I am also named H2O. You see. H = Hydrogen, O = oxygen. the 2 represents 2 h's . Also without getting hit by asteroids there wouldn't be water.. So now the earth's atmosphere was filled up deuterium, hydrogen, and oxygen. It was enough to create water. SO basically these comets hit the earth and melted. And I think there was life ever since there was lava. So its true that water isnt the first element to create life but lava was. But water created alot more life than lava/magma did

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