Who is your ideal chess date?

And it has to be someone of your own gender, so me I am taking Magnus out for a nice time at the trampoline park.

what even did i stumble across by accident?

I would invite myself and the world top 5 chessplayers and Aryan Tari and Ben Finegold to the chessfan124 Round Robin Invitational hosted in temporary housing at the construction site of Neom in Saudi Arabia. When all guests have arrived, they learn that the round robin is for doing speed dates with each other! After the speed dating and the sweaty afterparty we cleanse ourselves with multiple courses of bathing in the luxurious fountains of proto-Neom. The first course consists of de-ionized glacier water flown in by tanker planes from iceland. The second course consists of only the sweetest and lightest local Saudi Arabian crude oil, and the final course consists of rosewater scented orange and cherry oil applied by Michael Jackson's fog machine which still has some lingering propofol residue. In our dissociated propofol induced haze we fire up a lichess ultrabullet arena and all eight of us attempt to play in the arena on our phones, capping off the evening of my ideal chess date.

I find middle eastern n african men attractive. So chess date in dubai, Egypt or seychelles would be ideal. Guy must not be just a boring nerd

Of my gender ?! I dont wanna date a woman :(
Judit Polgar then :p Just talk and play in a chill place !

But I really prefer Carlsen xD xD can i say hello during your date ? :D

@chessfan124 said in #3:
> I would invite myself and the world top 5 chessplayers and Aryan Tari and Ben Finegold to the chessfan124 Round Robin Invitational hosted in temporary housing at the construction site of Neom in Saudi Arabia. When all guests have arrived, they learn that the round robin is for doing speed dates with each other! After the speed dating and the sweaty afterparty we cleanse ourselves with multiple courses of bathing in the luxurious fountains of proto-Neom. The first course consists of de-ionized glacier water flown in by tanker planes from iceland. The second course consists of only the sweetest and lightest local Saudi Arabian crude oil, and the final course consists of rosewater scented orange and cherry oil applied by Michael Jackson's fog machine which still has some lingering propofol residue. In our dissociated propofol induced haze we fire up a lichess ultrabullet arena and all eight of us attempt to play in the arena on our phones, capping off the evening of my ideal chess date.
Not a bad Date idea(: Kudos for really trying.

@Lady_on_a_mission said in #4:
> I find middle eastern n african men attractive. So chess date in dubai, Egypt or seychelles would be ideal. Guy must not be just a boring nerd
That sounds very romantic, you could eat dates on those kind of dates for sure.

By the way, what mission is it that you are on lady?

@FromBrusselsWithLove said in #5:
> Of my gender ?! I dont wanna date a woman :(
> Judit Polgar then :p Just talk and play in a chill place !
>
> But I really prefer Carlsen xD xD can i say hello during your date ? :D
Double dating is possible, so by chance you can end up dating in a way who you actually wanted to date by teaming up with someone else (;

Sunmaid

First let me find a girl as there's acute shortage of girls in my area then let me get money for a date as date requires high capital investments from both sides partnerships etc