There's this joke about the man to whome a fairy appears and grants him one wish. He shortly thinks over it and then says to the fairy: "I want a bridge between Europe and North America so I can visit my relatives in New York City by car because I hate flying."
The fairy answers: "Uh, that's really hard. Don't you have another wish which is a bit easier to fulfill?"
The man says: "You know, I always was puzzled about women. I don't know what they think, I don't know what they want and I seem to get it always wrong with them. Please make me understand women!"
The fairy thinks again and then answers: "Errm, do you want the bridge with one or with two lanes?"
The fairy answers: "Uh, that's really hard. Don't you have another wish which is a bit easier to fulfill?"
The man says: "You know, I always was puzzled about women. I don't know what they think, I don't know what they want and I seem to get it always wrong with them. Please make me understand women!"
The fairy thinks again and then answers: "Errm, do you want the bridge with one or with two lanes?"