I joined my school's chess club thinking it was the cheese club. How do I inconspicuously leave?

Just say that everybody stinks

@NotEthann said in #1:
> I thought the club was for cheese enthusiasts such as myself, but to my surprise, it was the chess club. I want to leave but I don't want anyone to question it. Help?
@Mr-Mudd said in #5:
> This is probably the best idea.
> You bring in some rich, rank cheese wheels. Cut the cheese and let everyone smell it. Then serve samples with some red wine.
@pretzelattack1 said in #4:
> try to introduce them to the wonderful world of cheese!
You can try cutting cheese into chess pieces and chess boards, and then bring it to a club meeting, after you played several games of chess eat the cheese-chess with you opponent!

In the middle of the Cheese-chess tournament, there will be a 20 min. break for everyone to eat hair.

Set up an enormous cheese sampler tray before each meeting. Bring a surprise feature guest to the meeting: dairy farmer, and their prize heifer, for a lengthy interview.

You can bring cheese to the chess club

@NotEthann

"I joined my school's chess club thinking it was the cheese club. How do I inconspicuously leave?"

Very great!
One of the best thread titles on lichess in a long, long time!

Screw being inconspicuous, those assholes tricked you into playing a nerd game!

Beat them up using the formidable martial art of Kung Fondue.