Continuously forced to play as black

I'm continously forced to play as black even after I lost with the black pieces. Then you guys ban me for 15 minutes because I don't wanna play with the black pieces everytime. What a fucking JOKE!!!!!

Internally, Lichess keeps a counter that keeps track of how many times you played as white and black, and it assigns the game colors based on your and your opponent's counter. So if your counter leaned towards that you had to play a black game because you had white more often recently, you cannot just fool the system and abort all games you get as black. You'll still get black next time. I don't see why this temporary ban would be undeserved.

You've played 635 games with white but only 600 with black. You need to play another 36 games with black (and none with white) before you can start complaining about getting black too often.

How wrong you are! Turns out he can start complaining any time.