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What did the librarian say to the child?

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Dad, how much do you think is my value to you?
Dad: Son, your value is like a billion dollars to me.
Son: Can you please give me 5% in advance?
*Magnus playing black*
Eval bar: +0.3
lichess chat: OMG OMG OMG BLUNDER OMG MAGNUS SHOULD RETIRE FROM CHESS OMG OMG NEPO IS THE NEW WC OMG MAGNUS SHOULD KILL HIMSELF
Joke 1: Waiter: Sir, are you comfortable?
Man: No, I've come for food

Joke 2: Doctor: I got your reports
Patient: Did I pass? Haha
Doctor: You will, soon.

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