jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
~ Because 7 ate 9.

@Akbar2thegreat said in #31:
> Why was 6 afraid of 7?
> ~ Because 7 ate 9.
no, 7 8 9
well, same from the pronunciation perspective.

@ssmacherla said in #32:
> well, same from the pronunciation perspective.
If you wish to pronounce 'Sid Vicious' correctly from dutch spelling, it has to read 'Sid Visjes'.
No problemo, apart from the fact that he's now called 'Sid Little Fishes'.

The horse is a stable animal

@HrishikeshM said in #34:
> The horse is a stable animal
However, did you know that Battlestar Pegasus is nicknamed The Beast? Perhaps beasts are stable after all.

@bingndensum said in #35:
> However, did you know that Battlestar Pegasus is nicknamed The Beast? Perhaps beasts are stable after all.

Topic worthy of writing a thesis on....

what did one piece of cutlery say to another?
"it's KNIFE to see you!"

@HrishikeshM said in #36:
> Topic worthy of writing a thesis on....
Except that such a thesis wouldn't be worthy of the topic....