Have you ever been in a swordfight?

I had a sword fight with my teacher in 5th grade. My class was playing keep away from our teacher with the sword. Our teacher was super chill btw. Someone gave it to me and my teacher got another one and we just started a sword fight.

Are pillows considered swords??

They too hurt if used properly.

do your pillows contain rocks?

ya ya a very very dangerous sword fight there were thousand of people fighting beside me the ground was full of chaos I had a Black horse (My toy car(but still surely stronger then Bussafalos)), I had dressed myself with a Roman red Cape(actually a mattress tied to my neck), I had a sword which brilliantly shone ( well because it was one of those swords I got on birthday which shine when kept in sun for the day), My enemy was gaul (imagination) and well I was the general if you have not already understood, and ya I saved the day for romans.

well If ask for side experience of the war it is a good scolding as once I was in full mood of war and I jumped From one Chariot to another. apparently the chariots were the sofas of the house and while jumping my weight had increased and I jump with terrible might so it ended up breaking the wooden sofa of the house and got me some really bad time with Mom. well but we still have that sofa after we got it mended with a metal strip

sorry if Typos.

Actually it was side effect of playing a game named: Rome total war.

I'll tell you one thing:
Paladins don't need to be able to slay a dragon before they can cure somebody's wounds.

Anyone here named Josh?

I was in a sword fight.
Just wished I'd be the one that could afford a sword. So I just whacked 'em with a thick stick.

Yes but apparently i lost so i don't remember the details...