Why Lichess sucks, AKA my appeal to have my account re-opened

Don't listen to that 9 year old who said 'Mommy this person is cheating'. You're corrupted system is considerably worse than chess.com. If you continue to hold this ban against me I promise you that I will leak how bad your system works and spread the word about this failed system. This in turn will cause your popularity to collapse and in the end, you'll be the one suffering with a lack of players, causing your profits to go down, possibly ending up with the website falling apart. I hope to get revenge on you one day, with the sender going through intolerable emotional pain. I shall say goodbye now not only to my account but also to your website

So then why are you posting this vicious message if you want to leave Lichess anyways? Go play on that chesscom poop, poop where you continuously throw your money in forever rather than a free website. If the moderators of Lichess banned you, it's for a good and visible reason, or a readable reason I shall say. You got banned, just turn the page and appreciate life, and don't discourage other players to leave chess because of you.

Chess.com is also bad, lichess is just worse

you mean they banned you over there too, but it took them longer?

At least say lichess is bad and chesscom is worse. How do you think lichess moderators ban people? Wrongly?!?! They work hard day and night to catch cheaters and ban them, and lichess is a free website. In contrast, chesscom is just a big bag where you put your money in for seemingly no reason. chesscom modos don't even catch them well even though it's the most famous chess website on earth. Lichess should be more famous than that garbage.

Don't criticize badly such excellent website as lichess and compare it to that dumb chesscom. Have at least convincing proofs before screaming to the whole lichess community that it's bad.

I wouldn't take Fttur seriously. They have no idea what they are talking about.

"causing your profits to go down"

Nobody told poor Fttur that Lichess is a non-profit.

@Fttur said in #1:
> causing your profits to go down

Oh no, not the profits! What will this mean for the flight crew of thibault's private jet?

@Fttur said in #1:
> causing your profits to go down
Oh no! Thibault’s croissants!

This will be discussed in lichess.org/appeal and lichess.org/appeal only. (lichess.org/forum/general-chess-discussion/banned-account2#2, as mentioned by a Lichess Moderator under similar circumstances)